that list was alright til they went to far and put the lords name on there.
This lists why they're annoying, gives an example of their nuisance, and then doles out a ficticious punishment...I was dying laughing. Take a look...post your faves. Just a warning so no one gets possibly offended--there is some light profanity and lots of satire. Enjoy.
50 Most Loathsome People
Just an example of what you'll see:
20. Oprah Winfrey
Charges: Winfrey's entire life is an exercise in self-aggrandizement, from the TV show which tells us what to read and how to live to her eponymous magazine, every issue of which features her smug countenance on its cover. More than just another insufferable Hollywood egotist, Oprah is something more akin to a housewife messiah, providing false hope and faux spirituality for experience-deprived worshippers. Everything she does is strategically designed to draw more praise, more devotees, and of course more money. Recently had celebrated poet Maya Angelou on her program to promote her new poem, which Oprah read for the audience as if she wrote it herself, as she seems to actually believe.
Exhibit A: Dr. Phil.
Sentence: Crushed by self-commissioned 40-story platinum Oprah statue.
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that list was alright til they went to far and put the lords name on there.
Reeking of awesomeness!
the Terri Shiavo thing was pretty bad too (God is by far the worst though)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
yep just flat out wrong bad enough to even think it
No Regrets
the Larry the Cable Guy one is pretty funny.
I despise him, he gets on my nerves soo bad.
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Wow! Something we agree on. Even more annoying is the stupid mongoloid retards who delight in yammering their mating call of "giterdun". Ughh...makes me sick.
"There he goes, one of Gods own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
Preach it!
UT and Bama fans unite to spread the hatred of the slack-jawed moron who gets famous because he says three words that unite ignorant rednecks throughout teh world!
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He's my number 1
No Regrets
My number one was actually on the list, she was far from number one though. That's Nancy Grace. I hate that stupid witch. She is the most annoying, fake, hag I have ever saw. She makes me sick.
"There he goes, one of Gods own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
where's Al Groh on that list
"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity."
-Martin Luther King Jr.
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